You keep texting me…

But I can’t respond, I can’t forgive you again, because you always make me regret giving you another chance at being friends. You always turn out to be the same, and it kills me because we were so close, and had so much fun.

releasings:

Yes, everyone deserves the right to be happy <3

releasings:

Yes, everyone deserves the right to be happy <3

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You say best friend

But do you know how it felt when you just walked out and left me with nothing?

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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

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denyross:

jimmortensen:

smalllindsay:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

Is it wrong to want to get married just to have moments like these?

amazing

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fuckthesebluecups:

Duckie!!!!

fuckthesebluecups:

Duckie!!!!

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“Did you know that having sex with a woman literally affects her physical being? There are chemicals that are released in a woman’s body during and after sex that actually alter her. It’s like a science experiment. It affects her mind, okay? That’s dangerous stuff! That’s not something you want to be dabbling around in for fun.” - Norma Bates

can-find-happiness-in-misery:

Amen. Amen. Amen. 

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